7 Good Reasons to Have Another Tequila -
The Aztecs are credited with inventing tequila - (actually a cruder beverage called pulque) which was restricted to royalty, the elderly and sacrificial victims. The victims were often juiced up before having their hearts cut out by obsidian knife wielding Aztec priests. If blood wasn't offered to the sun god each day - the sun might just opt out and not rise. Always trust your priest. They know what is best for you.. -ed
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